4:52 pm

OK, I'm ready in record time. I've got snug blue jeans, my Sambora shirt (black T w/SAMBORA spelled across it in gothic letters) which, on the back, I added iron-on letters to spell "Goddess Hathor" just in case someone who "knows" me is there.

I've got a couple of silver bling necklaces on leather cords (no, no skull thank, you very much) giant silver loop earrings, a full inch of silver bangles, my black boots, and a black cowboy hat with a silver scarf tied around it. The scarf ends hang half-way down my back. My hair came out freaking great, and my makeup flawless.

I am so ready.

* hears knock on the door *

MARY'S HERE! Time to go!

I'll check in after the show, I promise!